A theory for movies based on the fact that if a female character could just be replaced with a sexy lamp, the story would just be the exact same.
This chick does literally nothing, she would absolutely fail the sexy lamp test.
When someone tries to hit up your line on the gram; the abstract version of “u up”
Elsa liked Scott’s genie lamp. She was liking a genie lamp on Scott’s instagram.
To take a warm shit like a broken lava lamp on someone's dick
"Octiiiiiiii gave Uncle vinny a chocolate lamp last night" - Courtesy of twitch.tv/octiiiiiiii
When engaging in sexual intercourse, this is when a men shoves a live lightbulb up the girls asshole and turns it on.
Brazilian Lamp Shaded her last night nigga!
(hospitalized)
The best group of people to ever exist on the entire planet.
ZAMN THE LAVA LAMP TRIBE JUST WATCHED FRIEDRICH JAGGERAGER TO SQUIRT ASS
A moth
Person 1: why the hell would you leave the door open now there are lamp humpers in the house