when your a extreme vegetarian, and all you do is eat vegetables, and shit broccoli as well.
It wont be the mushy broccoli with doo doo stuff, its a full clean, already harvest broccoli out of your anus.
hey man, you want a lettuce man on your face,or what. Because i want one.
When a man finishes inside a female and the discharge drips down the lips of a female vagina.
Robert was out to lunch with Coleen, he smelled something strange and Coleen said, ‘I’m sorry about the smell I have soggy lettuce’.
A green dithered thing that screams at you and possibly drops disks along with that.
"Dude, this green thing just screamed at me and threw some disks on the ground."
"That was probably a LETTUCE."
A supreme vegetable that must be blessed by all.
I love lettuce, sO mUcH bEtTer tHaN CABBAGES!!!! owo
in baltimore when a guy who plays lacrosse has long hair in the back and shorter hair in the front.
"Ayye your lettuce is long asf!!"
A nickname for somebody who is good at a subject but doesn't think they are
The lettuce student kept on practicing even while he had the topic to perfection.