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You may reconized one by his gold suit, bulding muscleses and by his golden/flying/lambo car.
The Level 35 boss always beats the level 1 crook and takes the poor bastard's girl with him.
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Something Zac from JerryRigEverything says in nearly every YouTube Video. He is known for literally destroying phones for a living with various durability tests. Refers to the Moh's Scale of Hardness, and how strong certain cell phone glass is.
Most cell phone glass scratches at a level 6 on the Moh's Scale of Hardness with more scratches being visible with a level 7 'pick'.
"Glass is glass, and scratches at a level 6 with deeper grooves at a level 7".
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Person 1: I got offered a position at an multi level marketing company, should I take it?
Person 2: Probably not. MLMs are scams. You'll most likely overwork yourself with a minimum wage salary.
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Chillin' in your boxers, plain and simple.
Yo dude I was next level chillin all day yesterday
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Used to describe to a friend how bad the shit you are currently having is
1. I think I may be constipated
2. I need to take my pants off for this shit
3. I may not come out for a while
4. I'm pissing and shitting everywhere
5. I'm either on my period or I'm just downright bleeding, but there is blood and shit everywhere
6. I'm gonna need help cleaning if I ever come out
7. Tell my mommy I love her.
Person A: "Bro, you okay in there?"
Person B: "No, I need help."
Person A: "on The 7 levels of shitting scale, which one?"
Person B: "Number 7..."
Person A: "Oh no dude..."
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A metric to measure a really bad 'poor joke'. Named after the creator of terrible jokes - Basu.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Who.
Who Who?
Hee Hee!
Oh man! That was a 'basu level joke'.
*secretly admire the persons ability to make these jokes*
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