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Llamas bum cheeks good
Llamas bum cheeks tasty
I boner from it
When a llama has a shartgasm all over people or fellow llama friends
That was a nasty llama shart and I got flipping soaked!!!!
Peruvian slang for a sexual act where after giving a man a blow job, he takes his cock and slaps his part er across the face with it.
In India this is known as an Engorged Elephant.
Man...my girl gives great head so after she was done I gave her a sloppy llama.
When you eat your girls pussy out to the point she convulses.
Guy 1: "Hey bro I just nomma llama'd my girlfriend in the bathroom!"
Guy 2: "Yeah the whole school heard her screaming. Stuff a sock in her mouth next time"
Da camelid-conveyance dat Ms. Parton uses when traveling across da Tibetan desert.
Da ample-chested country-music superstar recently had breast-reduction performed, so a Dolly llama would have a slightly easier time carrying said blonde bombshell over da desert.
Cuz I wanna get some photos of said lovely furry critters!
Knock, knock...
Who's there?
Alpaca!
Alpaca, who?
Alpaca camera to the llama farm!