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Shrimp. As defined by the character Tom Haverford on the NBC television show "Parks and Recreation."
Would you like a Tiny-Ass Lobster Salad with that?
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A naked female is on all fours doing the crab walk in pursuit of her chosen male, in order to pin him down with her pussy so that she can fuck him senseless. Meanwhile, the male is spanking her with a freshly-caught ocean lobster, covered in Tabasco sauce to keep her away. The dripping wet female then begins singing her mating call, a classic B52's song “Rock Lobster”, in order to seduce the male. Once muscling the male in the corner, she proceeds to mount his cock whilst still in crab-walk position. Her rendition of "Rock Lobster" is then blurred as random screams and moans occur more frequently.
"Let's go slap the red hot lobster."
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A brown lobster is a person who has spent so much time at the beach that they're skin has become brown and leathery.
"There's alot of brown lobsters at the beach today".
"You spend so much time at the beach, your becoming a brown lobster".
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From the sitcom Friends.
Phoebe talking complete nonsense, exclaiming that Rachel is Ross' lobster and their suppose to grow old together.
nicole trying to use the 'she's your lobster line on me'
nicole: you're my lobster
me: WTF?
nicole: you know, off friends?
me: uhh no...
nicole: =/
me: owned!
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The sexual act of inserting your thumb in her vagina and your pointer finger into her butt and attempting to make them touch by pinching them together like a claw. For beginners
I didn't want to scare her so I only gave her the mini lobster claw
A Maine red hot dog, commonly referred to as a red snapper served from the weenie wagon
I'll have 2 lewiston lobster rolls with mustard and ketchup please
When a woman inserts a live lobster's tail into her vagina, and then begins running a lighter along the protruding limbs/face. The pain inflicted on the lobster results in panicked convulsions and the woman experiences multiple, intense orgasms.
"Bitch, why you got a lobster in yo pussy!?"
"It's called a Chicago Lobster Boil, it feels amazing!"