Jones Luck

A ridiculously long term of unbelievable, against all odds, bizarre barrage of unfortunate and unforeseen incidents, actions and behaviours that boggle the normal mind.

Those with Jones Luck are often accused of the gift of story telling but the afflicted know the struggles of Jonesian Action vs. Regular individual luck outcome measurements. (Murphys were not included in final outcomes as they have their own law that defines them)

Logic: “It is scientifically unheard of that a child would get hit in the face with a ball every school year”
Jones luck: kid gets hit in face/head every year of school in ways that no one could have guessed or conjured. Almost humorous in nature after a while.

artifact luck

absolute nonsense and non-existant thing

good artifact luck? forget about it

artifact luck

absolute nonsense and non-existent thing

good artifact luck? forget about it

just for good luck

something to say when you need an excuse for doing something

i'm going to drink another sixteen more beers just for good luck

WHY did you do THAT ?? just for good luck

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dews….luck

dews….luck is a very cool person that likes eating sweets😎

dews….luck is cool and awesome

BUNG LUCK

Worse than "Dumb Luck", "Murphys Law","Bad Luck" etc etc.

Whenever anything CAN & DOES go wrong no matter what you do, say, don't do and whoever helps, no matter what help is given and/or available. If it's gunna stuff up, it will! That's "Bung Luck" for ya .... Awwwwww, "Bung Luck!"

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Chevy Luck

When your luck is as bad as mine.

Guy: Dude did you ask that girl out?
Guy 2: Yeah, she said no then slapped me while screaming "Sexual Assualt!!"
Guy: Ouch that's a bad case of Chevy Luck, you got there.
Guy 2: You're telling me...