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A bracelet made from cheap yarn sold by black street vendors in Paris to unsuspecting tourists. First, they bum rush the tourist and then slip it on while repeatedly chanting "sex machine." In actuality, the bracelet only gives the wearer a random STD. English tourists are charged the ridiculous price of ten euros. Only five for Americans.
"I can't believe I just payed five euros for this sex machine!"
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a machine that has a rod that you aim your ass towards and it viciously penetrates you in the ass until you bleed, most people get stitches after the penetration.
how did you get those stitches on you Kumar?!oh, the assrape machine got me
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To be very sexy.
"Hey Sex Machine" (There is an implied lust involved)
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A container, or 'hopper' that is attached to an air compressor to add texture to ceilings and/or walls. It is heavy and should be used by a strong man.
Chick: Will you bring the kkkkksshhsshhsh machine tonight? I need to borrow it.
Dude: Yeah, but it's really heavy. You're gonna need a big strong man to do it for you.
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Name of the vehicle from the TV show and Movie "Scooby Doo" that was once thought to be the housing for an evil kiddy drug dealing scheme is now thought to have been used for loli child rape by Scooby and their sinister gang. This is reported to have involved dog beastiality as well as using soft sqeeky sex toys and other rubber play things. Kids are most often lured with cookies.
Rumors also speculate about a possible connection between this and Pedobear says 4chan and it's loyal members.
"Come on tommy! They have free cookies in the Mystery Machine!"
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A person who thouroughly gets off on sucking a penis, finger, toy or other object that was just previously inserted into that person's anus. See ATM.
That chick I picked up last night was a real ATM machine
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