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safe sex without the abstinence
Wanna have some Maria Campbell with me tonight?
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A cute, sexy girl who has a very nice body shape. She is very polite even if she hates someone. She is from russia, generally likes russian boys with the name konstantin. Most people who like these girls have the names : Sherif ( generally arab with the surnames of <Suwadi, El Meniawy, Al gayth>), Faisel ( generally arab with the surnames of <Suwadi, El Meniawy, Al gayth>), Hasan ( generally arab with the surnames of <Suwadi, El Meniawy, Al gayth>) e.c.t.
Have you seen my Masha / Maria??
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An annoying city in Southern California just Northwest of Santa Barbara and south of San Luis Obispo. Extremely Conservative political views, lots of Mexican immigrants and a very high level of poverty and computer incompetence. Also has an annoying level of traffic downtown.
Nice otherwise, though.
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Maria might be gorgeous, but dint let her fool you. Under all the make-up she is a very rude person. She may find you weakness. And use it against you. And if you make her atleast a little mad, she will not hesitate to teach you a lesson. She may seem nice at first, but little do you know shes the rudest person you'll meet.
Maria is rude
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The other Little Tijuana located on the central coast in California. Its thirty minutes South of SLO and about 45 min North of Santa Barbara. What use to be a beautiful valley now looks like a city land fill.
Facebook Now has a page that a few thousand people feel that crossing over the Santa Maria Border feels like going into mexico aka Tijuana .
Also know for having the worlds best Strawberries and Santa Maria Stlye BBQ and Tri-tip.
You are sure this isn't little Tijuana?
Sadly yes this is Santa Maria!
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a slutty girls school in the nothern suburbs of melbourne who have shit teachers and pornstars for students.
"hey alessandra on our free period wanna go get laid?" "yeah cos santa maria sucks ass..mm i wouldnt mind doing that actually."
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A tequila and tomato juice based cocktail. Simply put, a bloody mary with tequila instead of vodka.
1 part tequila
3 parts tomato juice
6 drops lemon juice
two drops tabasco sauce
pinch of celery salt
pinch of garlic salt
Serve with a celery stick over large ice cubes. Works great as a hangover antidote.
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