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A specific collage of porn images and video which are perfectly arranged on one or more computer screens in order to achieve masturbatory perfection.
"My most recent creation had two looped video clips and four different images on two monitors. Each video was centered on its own monitor and was bordered by two images. Clips were edited to eliminate all chances of a misfire, and images were cropped to remove any useless sections. It was a dual monitor full screen utilization Masturbation Piece."
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the way a girl can stimulate your body
so ive taught myself something over the year and a half ive been masturbating. a good way to do this is fill a water bottle up all the way, put the lid on then poke a hole in the top. strip down and place the water bottles top or you vigina. move the water bottle up and down and the water will stimulate you.
another good trick ive learned is taking an old teddy bear that has a hard nose, and push that up against your vigina. one more good thing is taking the shower head (must be one you can take off the wall) turn the water on, and move up and down.
all of these tricks should send AMAZING vibes to your body
so good luck with these tricks for masturbation for girls.
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Masturbating without any porn whatsoever.
"Dude...dry masturbation is hard as hell!!"
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To not only stroke your own ego, but to do so vigorously.
Newb RE 5 game: " Oooo! A TRIcell computer! I wonder whats on it..."
Pro RE 5 player: "Oh that? Nothing but Wesker's Ego Masturbation."
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To covertly masturbate in the presence of others without their knowledge.
"At the bar I tried to listen intently to my friends at the table, but I was ninja masturbating and needed to finish off quickly."
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The act of looking up the term "Mental Masturbation". You should have better things to do. Now go do it! Geez!!!
I knew I was wasting time thinking about things that didn't amount to anything useful. So I wondered if I was the only. I looked up "Mental Masturbation" and confirmed it.
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Usually practiced in homosexual couples, but it is also done between some straight couples as foreplay.
When you lay down with someone, get in a cuddle type position and mastubate with them.
Some people make out with the person while they do it.
As I laid there, jerking my cock, at the sight of her masturbating next to me, she leaned over and started to make out with me.
This mutual masturbation thing is great!
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