cum in me

A male or a female making a command to the person who is about to CUM in them to ...uhhh cum in them

Ohhh yeah CUM IN ME!

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fight me

fight me (imperative)

a term that is used mainly amongst friends and high quality wine-mom memes, that is used in response to a statement that the person using the term either does not agree with or something that angers them

Example 1:

Doctor: eating 80 McNuggets in under half an hour just because "I can and you'll fucking watch me do it" doesn't mean you should.
Patient: fight me

Example 2:
Helen: your casserole is absolute shit
Katherine: fucking fight me Helen

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son me

A way of treating someone like a child.

GIRL #1: Girl lemme read slow for you so you can understand clearly.
Girl #2: Whatever girl don't son me.

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you're it for me

person you want to spend the rest of your life with.

"Jerry."
"Yes Jake?"
"You're my soulmate. You're it for me"

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me time

one's own personal time to be alone

"Can you do this for me?"
"Naw, I need some me time right now."

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it got me

Can be used in many different situations... Basically when any situation has an outcome - 'it got me'

1. When you are drunk - 'guys, it got me'
2. When you are laughing really hard - ' lolololol, it's got me'
3. When you have over exercised - 'those stairs got me'
4. When the music is intergalactic - 'wob wob wob - it got me'

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079 me

the phrase 079 is commonly used in the uk meaning "call me" as 079 is the most common prefix for british mobile phone numbers. it is derived from a british rap song entitled 079 me and is commonly used on social networking sites as an abbreviation for call me.

Girl: wanna go see scream 4?
Boy: sure, when are you free?
Girl: I don't know atm
Boy: ok then, 079 me!

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