A person who is a fucking brainlet and I mean really fucking stupid, fucking retarded spunk bubble
Person 1:Leo is a fucking Melon Wipe
A phrase which typically describes a stupid person, or someone who has just done sonething idiotic.
Guy 1: Have you seen what that bloke over there's just done?
Guy 2: Yeah that was stupid, what a melon farmer.
A word Jack Manifold has created to refer to someone acting dumb.
Tommy is acting rather melonous today.
Where you enter your partners big flaps using only the juice of a watermelon as lube creating friction that can send a women into pure sexual overdrive.
Dad: son I loved when you walsall screw meloned me.
Son: I used the tender muscles of my big willy to create mass damage with all that red juice.
Name of an individual with remarkably large jugs. Typically resemble the shape of watermelons. Individuals with these characteristics frequently locate in southern Queensland.
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That bird has “big juicy melon tits”
The grizzly melon is the single most feared entity anyone can encounter on the battlefield. It has powers beyond the imagination of any human and can use them to their full effects on any oponent it chooses without warning. It does have a softer side where it enjoys karaoke and lightweight dominoes, but is still unpredictable and ruthless. Beware of the grizzly melon.
Look out dude. It's a grizzly melon.
When she wants you to cum from her tit job
OHHHHH WATER MY MELONS BABY!!!