a short, fat chick; someon who is too short for their weight; short and overweight.
man1: dayam! she's fine!
man2: i agree!
man1: whoah! she's not!
man2: yea, shes way too short for her weight! shes downright a mini-fridge!
a genre of music containing artists who are both pop and punk in nature.
I like some punk like the Dead Kennedys and some mini punk like Blink 182 and Good Charlotte.
The longer a YouTuber plays Minceraft, the greater the likelihood of them being outed as a child groomer or pedophile.
Laura: I hear Gemma has been sexting *insert creepy youtuber*.
Karen: Ew isn't she still like 16? We used to watch him play Minecraft together like 6 years ago.
Laura: Yeah, I stopped watching because I knew "Mini Ladd's Law" would catch up with him eventually.
in a whimsical or humorative way, wiping your finger across soneone else's upper lip, after wiping said finger with nut cheese or butt cheese.
"this girl was being a cunt last night so i totally gave her the mini hitler!
a fat person who likes dragons and has huge man-boobs
Youre a mini z!!
a term used to define a young child like penis, that has a length of the maximum 2 inches. however, this penis can be 3 inches when erect. usually white jewish kids have this, but it can occur to Blackie Chans, and many other types of china like people. the mini missile usually squirts 1 gram of sperm every ejaclation
Whoah, Corey,i didn't know you have a mini missile, that is so hot.
Is that a tooth pick or your mini misslile?
Nostalgic and tiny little car that amazes in aesthetics and performance handling characterisitc. Very noticeable. Has its own niche of drivers. Diverse and close community. Will not be suprising to see MINI driver acknowledge each other with waves, honks, yells, thumbs up, etc. Also has quite a decent space inside, think of it as a spacious coupe. Can fit 3 golf bags, 3 pairs of golf shoes, 1 pull cart, 3 lunches, and 3 humans. OR 3 170 lbs+ humans, their laundry, bags, and a regular sized guitar. Amazing little car manufactured by BMW AG sold as its own branch.
"What is the smallest car on the American roads?" Ans. MINI!
btw i drive one, i know how it feels.
lets motor