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When an over weight woman has small floppy breasts that look like the breasts on lactating monkey.
" That fat chick has monkey tits."
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a derogatory way to describe a person of african decent that harvest pecans by swinging on the tree tops snatching the hard to reach nuts
man you can tell your in georgia with with all these pecan monkies wondering around.
"it must not be cotton season because i havent seen a pecan monkey on the ground yet!"
some times the pecon farmers sit out by schools just to see all the juvenille pecan monkies on the monky bars.
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waxing the carrot, choking the bishop, jacking the beanstock, yankee-ing the doodle,peting the one eyed wonder weasel, waxing the wood, caulking the cracks, jacking off, wanking.
"Oh dear jebus, jimmy is spanking the monkey in class!!!"
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An insult similar to douchebag or prick that is usually used between friends in a joking manner.
"Whats up you god damn wop monkey."
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chicken monkey: (n) an amusing, easygoing, fresh, funny, lively, playful, whimsical individual who people find interesting and can always predict that they'll make them either surprised or laugh by their humourous nature and sometimes, childlike behaviour, arousing a range of emotions from astonishment to shock.
It's an all inclusive term which can have both negative and positive connotations, depending on the situation and circumstance, which can only be determined from the speaker's tone of voice and expressions, as well as the situation of course.
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1. "You're such a chicken monkey, I can't believe you did that!" remarked Jane upon finding out how John got himself suspended from school.
2. "She's a chicken monkey! She always gets herself hurt. The other day, she closed the door on her own fingers."
3. "He's a chicken monkey. He constantly lies and never keeps secrets. That's the last time I let him in on a secret!"
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Monkey's climb trees...Corporate, as in manager wanabe, professionals climb ladders. Both eager to get to the top 'cause that's where the biggest rewards are. you can kiss ass, back stab, dress well, what ever the environment requires to get to the reward. Monkey's are primal...with a tendancy to have eratic behavior. Coporate Monkey's are constantly dissatisfied with there current career level always looking for satisfaction, usually by way of more management power, but money is a close second and is usually a motivating driver.
When your boss knows you are interested in management, and more money, he will offer you projects that are demanding and require more effort, usually hours too, than you usually contribute. He will tease you will how significant it is for the company and lead to REALLY good opportunities is you are successful and possibly a promotion. But the caveat is that you must prove your value to the company by busting your ass, jumping through hoops, kissing ass and HOPING for that little nugget of gratitude from your boss and the company that will someday make you king of the hill. You Sir are a corporate monkey.
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A chav or any other male who is particularly interested in women's underwear, particularly the gusset region.
Mainly men who don't get sex a lot and like the smell of underwear
"Get out of my knicker drawer you gusset monkey"
"He was a right gusset monkey, he couldn't stop sniffing my crotch the dirty unwashed chav"
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