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1.to receive awesome oral sex.
2.to wear a skeleton mask while performing oral sex on you partner.
"that chick go hard, she gave me the ill skull murphy.
The ghost of me1 3el who migrated to the sandy streets of Saudi Arabia to become the ultimate form of ghost, he works in the al nassr slave coaches and is a complete transperent NOT obtuse being.
" I hate ghosts"
"hey its rude to say you hate people"
"Its kieran Murphy."
a utter shithead who deals drugs infront of security cameras
Fuck off, Malarchy Murphy
Someone’s Baby Mother who Has Daddy Issues and isn’t 99.9% safe also wears diapers
How yours life going ?
Eh it’s really Murphy-Mitchell
aiden murphy is a brick and i probably spelled his name wrong
Guy 1: I’ll be online tonight
Guy 2: No you won’t, you’re such an Esteban Murphy
When all else fails.
Read the directions.
Usually becomes necessary after Murphy's Law has run it's course.
After putting out all the fires, and cleaning up the mess, the crew decided to obey Murphy's Rule and read the directions!