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Giving oral sex to a female during their ovulation cycle, thus leaving a red "mustache" on ones upper lip.
Bro, my girl was on her period lastnight when I ate her out, and left me with a Milwaukee mustache!
hitler but in a more casual sense.
that guy looks like skinny mustache man
When a man is denied sex by a woman in the morning after waking up, when she goes back to sleep, you lay a used condom over her upper lip and leave.
Bob: That slut Jenny wouldn't do me when we woke up so I gave that bitch the trojan mustache.
Tom: Damn straight, bitch had it comin'!
Noun: The leftover vaginal secretion above the upper lip after oral sex. This resembles the "Got Milk" mustaches, though it is a mustache from pussy juice.
Bro 1: "Dude, I ate her out like it was my lunch!"
Bro 2: "I can tell by your pussy mustache."
While most hens don't have a hairy beak this rare occurance happens when chickens have been exposed too much genetically modified organisms in their feed.
Also a varient on the Dirty Sanchez where you replace fecal matter with egg yolks.
You can't give her a Hen Mustache without breaking a few eggs.
When you're going down on a chick and she queefs on your mustache
Dude I totally ate Ashlee lynn's clam salad last night and she gave me a windy mustache. Now everything smells like anchovies and chicken soup! I had to clean the sour cream out of my mustache.
A seemingly innocuous app-driven cab ride from a private vehicle emblazoned with a large pink mustache on the grille, sometimes involving minor parked detours allowing passengers, generally female, to sit astride the driver, generally handsome and customer service-oriented, for some quicky cunnilingous.
I was meeting my man at a bar downtown and caught a ride in one of those cabs with the pink mustache. The driver was so fun, I asked, shyly, if I could ride the mustache.
I smiled all through dinner.