The equivalent of patting oneself on the back, or blowing one's own horn.
Not to brass my own ass, but I aced that quiz, and I didn't even study for it.
Self explanatory. Someone shoved a corn dog up your ass and calls you a prostitute.
Well, shove a corn dog up my ass and call me a prostitute.
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Pretty self explanatory, I mean what do you want from me?!
Beans
Take on me. Take me onnnnnn
I stuck a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass
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built so different he will shatter your eardrums at the sound of his asscheeks clapping
Guy 1: dang bruh whats that noise
Guy 2: oh shit
Guy 1: whats wrong
Guy 2: MY FAT IS ASS is cuming to town and hes gonna bang ur mom
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(exclamation)
1. When your dude makes a sick grab or clean huck and you bend over and point at your ass through your legs and yell Ass My Dude!
2. When your dude wins an arcade game big and you yell Ass My Dude!
Someone's dude- *Bids for a full field flick for two points*
Someone- Ass My Dude!
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Zoinky: BADSQAD IS A TRANSPHOBE
Cool Guy BADSQAD: kiss my ass little cunt ass bitch fuck you
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Longer Version of LMFAO. Basically for twats who cant express proper emotion or use grammar, also a shitty band who produce utter crap typical of this time period
LMFAO's Party rock was such a great song, Laughing my fucking ass off
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