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Be nice if I stole that.
Nice meme bellow, be nice if I stole that too.
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The act of giving a woman a cumstache, in the style of Captain Morgan's mustache.
Fred - "I totally pulled out and gave that bitch a Captain Nice."
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A man who always gets screwed by a chick but never gets laid.
Dude #1: Damn, Cynthia went out to dinner with me, talked about her problems, then got back with her crappy ex.
Dude #2: Thats what you get for being a nice guy: Always screwed, never laid.
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A congratulatory remark usually given after an especially impressive demonstration of lankiness, i.e. hacking some serious sack.
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extremely good or talented at something.
"Yo you nice as shiiiiiit...like willad."
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So called "nice guys" have major entitlement issues and more often than not are socially incompetent, unattractive and/or fat, clingy and manipulative young males (teens/early 20s) who forever cry and whine about how girls* won't give them a chance and often "friendzone" them because they prefer to date more confident and attractive men instead. They portray themselves and their plight as genuine and woe-is-me, but more often then not they are manipulative and passive-aggressive. The "nice" part of "nice guy" is a misnomer as they are not actually nice, they are putting on an act to get laid.
To all "nice guys" - get over it. Why should an attractive extroverted female date an unattractive introverted so-called "nice guy" just because he happens to have a penis? You're not compatible with eachother! What's wrong with other nerd girls?
*9/10 times "nice guys" target only attractive, incompatible women, part of the reason why their plight is laughable and not to be taken seriously.
Nice guy: Wahhh. Jenna won't be my girlfriend or have sex with me because she's a shallow whore who only likes jerk assholes with washboard abs. She doesn't appreciate nice guys like me! I'm ENTITLED to a hot girl because I'm nice and have a penis, damn it.
Girl: Umm, ever thought of trying to date someone in your own fucking league for a change?
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Any attractive girl with a decent dose of self-esteem will avoid passive aggressive "nice guys" and won't date down. There's absolutely nothing wrong with dating physically attractive men who are confident, they don't have baggage issues and you don't have to hold yourself back from vomiting when you're having sex with them either!
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