nine banded armadildo

an enormous dildo with nine horny plates to excite the clitoris and the whole area

kev thought the woman was funny 'cos she kept grinning all the time.
then he noticed what appeared to be a cue case was in fact a nine banded armadildo. "table two please!"

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Feline Sixty-Nine

When a cat puts it's ass in your face and claws your crotch.

Her: "What happened to your junk?!"

Me: "Feline Sixty-Nine."

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Order of Nine Angles

See: O9A The Sinister Tradition.

All members are required to dress in black at all times.

Order of Nine Angles are too elite.

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Ice Nine Kills

The best metal rock band(also known as cinerock,) a band that is not known very well, but will hit it off some year. Are known for songs like American Nightmare, and Thank God It's Friday. Mostly songs about horror movies. Also go by the name INK

DUDE, did you hear INK's new song, The Box?

Yeah dude, it's good, but my favorite is Nature Of The Beast. That was Ice Nine Kills song from every trick in the book!

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Nine Volt Yoda

The coolest band ever...plain and simple...the coolest THREE guys in the world...now that creepy kid is gone

I love the band Nine Volt Yoda.
Rick got kicked out of Nine Volt Yoda.

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Whole nine yards

Used since the 18th century to describe a ship.
'Ship' is a pretty homogenous term these days, but back then, to describe a vessel as a 'true' ship, it had to have 3 masts (fore, main, and mizzen) and on each of these were 3 sails (main, top, and topgallant) suspended from horizontal 'yards'. To handle so many sails, a fairly large crew is required. Warships carried much, much larger crews than merchantmen, and so it was only warships and the large, prestigeous merchant ships such as East Indiamen that could be described as having 'the whole (or full) nine yards'.

"There; hull-down and fine off the starboard bow. She's a warship alright; the whole nine yards"

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person 1: i love Order of Nine Angles! person 2: shut up

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