Swamp Ninja

A black person, particularly one that disappears when there is cotton to be picked, like some sort of Ninja.

African American: Hey what's up?

You: I need some cotton picked, do you know anyone who could do it?

*African American throws a smokebomb and vanishes*

You: Damn you, you Swamp Ninja!

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grass ninja

A person shrouded head to toe in rags and carrying a weed-wacker or other weapon. Commonly sighted on U.S. military bases in Japan.

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Ninja Out

To sneak out of place without anyone knowing.

To leave a place early without saying bye to anyone to avoid them making you stay

I don't want to drink anymore so I'm going to ninja out before anyone notices.

Danny always tries to ninja out early because he cannot hang.

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Afro Ninja

The Guy Trying To Do The Backflip In The Picture That Swept The Internet

The Afro Ninja Rocks!

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ninja bomb

v. To leave a party without telling anyone you're leaving, so as to disappear- like a ninja.

Dirk dropped a ninja bomb last night, and no one heard peep from him for a week.

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Ninja Swag

FiercelyAaron's term for someone with immense swag. Ninja Swag is the highest of swag you can obtain.

I serenaded her with my ninja swag.

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Shopping Ninja

When the person you're shopping with randomly disappears with the shopping cart with out you noticing. You usually spend the rest of the shopping trip looking for them.

Jack: Yo Sally have you seen mom?

Sally: She pulled a shopping ninjas on me.

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