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an illustration of ones true understanding of the magnitude of a bad situation; this particular combination of words is best used after any unfortunate or unbearable event has occurred that requires more than just the usual "aww that's too bad" or "bummer eh". Best spoken with a pregnant pause between the two words for maximum potency.
Rich: You up for a fishing trip in the Caribbean Islands this weekend Lips? Got a few Victoria Secret Models and some other 9.5 dancers coming too!
Ben: I'm in Jail.
Rich: Dude...HURTIN'
Ben: Yeah dude, some bloke tried to crack on to my hot little blonde, so I gave the smart ass a throat punch.
Rich: Shit! How long you in for?
Ben: Life. The cunt's brown bread. It's not good dude...HURTIN'.
Rich: Dude................HURTIN'.
Someone with a beard that grows at an alarmingly long rate.
Usually this person can shave it multiple times, but it will contantly grow back in about 3 days. This is usually caused by the fact that they rarely get out of the house and hardly get any sunlight. They can also be very pale and be found playing video games for hourse on end.
Hey man, you need get out more. I'm afraid you are becoming a Whisker Dude.
A phrase used when entering a bar where all the occupants are ugly females or dudes. Derived from the 1-10 rating system of women's appearances. 1 being low, 10 being great, dudes not being rated.
Man this bar sucks! It's Two's or Dudes in here, and that dudes a two..... I'm out!!!
Most hipster way of saying "Hello". Dude is gender neutral.
Ricky: Ciao dude!
Annita: Oh, hello.
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The Guy that gets nervous holding his girlfriends hand, kissing her or having sexual activity.
That guy is such a Prude-Dude, look at him shake when she holds his hand!
college age male interested in beer, boobs, and the like. Similar to a frat boy but not necessarily a member of the greek system. Begins most thoughts with "Fuck dude. . . "
Things a fuck dude would say:
- "Fuck dude, last night I was sooo drunk . . fuck dude."
- "Fuck dude I was totally going to fuck this chick, but her friend cock blocked me, and I was all 'fuck dude!'"
"Man, that apartment complex is full of fuck dudes."
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