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When a guy offers to take his lady friend to restaurant and feeds his lady lots of food,morphine and a shit tone of laxatives with out her knowledge and offers her to come sleep over his ,waits until she falls fast asleep and rams his cock into her vagina,wiggles his thumb into her ass hole and covers her mouth and as he's about to cum, pisses inside her until his thumb gets forced out her A hole by all the runny shit streaming out of her.
Yo Floyd I just flush gusher'd yo bitch and holy shit it was messy!
When you find someone else's shit in the toilet and you have to flush before you use it
I got into the stall at the restaurant and had to do a reverse courtesy flush for the guy before me before I could drop my own deuce.
When you don't have enough time to unclogg the toilet before you have to pee so when you flush you leave immediately and wash your hands in the kitchen sink
My friend had to pull a Flush & Fly before he got the his hazmat suit on to reenter the "battlezone"
Lisa had sand in her pussy, so she went home and had a budgie flush
Can refer to either of two "throne-based" occurrences:
(A) An embarrassing event which causes red-cheeked humiliation ("flushing") to The Crown, such as Charles and Diana's rocky/brief marriage after such a lavish/heavily-hyped wedding, their subsequent affairs, and Di's suspicious/untimely death.
(B) A humongous porcelain-bowl rinsing with abnormally-copious floods of H-2-0; it involves filling two or more buckets or other sizable vessels with water, raising the toilet-seat and removing the tank-cover, and then recruiting one or more assistants with strong muscles (AND strong **stomachs**!) so that you can then both hold the toilet's handle down and quickly pour additional water into the tank and down the bowl at the same time, creating a massive torrential swirly that is far more voluminous and longer-lasting than usual. This extreme measure can indeed be **sometimes** effective for clearing a plugged toilet-drain, but it can also messily "backfire" (i.e., send filthy stinky water cascading out in all directions) if the clog decides to be extra-stubborn --- user-discretion is strongly advised. Use of liquid/gel drain-opener is not recommended here, either, in case of said "backlash", since the errant drain-opener can cause severe burns and/or property damage.
My toddler-nephews love to spool off yards of tissue and toss it down the crapper when they come to visit, and so the wife and I are always obliged to give the guest-room toilet a royal flush after they leave.
when you bust in her mouth and she swallows it
man 1: bro how was the deed
man 2: i hit a royal flush
When all the siblings in a family are queer.
Did you know that Sarah and her sister are both queer? That’s a Royal flush!