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When dirty hobos suddenly dart across several lanes of busy traffic causing the cars to swerve as if in a game of Frogger.
Jim has to play Hobo Frogger every day when he drives Eurkea, California. So many dirty hobos are getting hit by cars; he describes it as a Hobo Frogger Epidemic. The last dirty hobo Jim hit was wearing the exact same jacket as he was, which is why Jim's wife to forced him to donate the ugly jacket.
Drinking an alcoholic beverage early in the day, somewhat like a homeless person. The object of a hobo chug is to be as messy/classless as possible... isn’t a true hobo chug if half isn’t soaking your shirt by the end.
“Hey wanna go to Siesta Key beach with me?”
“Only if we hobo chug beer first, I fuckin’ hate the beach...”
When a man and a woman are having sex, and when the man is sweaty enough, he scrubs his finger down his ass crack and around the asshole and wipes it under the woman's nose. Or when the woman has not bathed in a long time and her vagina smells really nasty, she fingers it and wipes it under the mans nose.
Paul McCartney gave Yoko Ono the hobo finger last night.
Samantha Ronson gives Lindsay Lohan the hobo finger every day.
It smells like hobo finger in here!
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A new class of late 20-somethings that are accustom to the "finer things" but are suddenly finding themselves strapped for cash and job hunting. Best used as an adjective for a behavioral juxtoposition which demonstrates the clash between their residual behaviors/issues from their former and current lifestyles.
My phone is messed up. I think when I went to Europe and switched sim cards, I damaged my american sim card. Now I'm too busy job hunting and too broke to replace it. I know, boo-ho me and my hobo bourgeois excuses...
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any female that is homeless that goes to bar to find someone willing to buy them drinks and then asks for a place to stay for the night. may or may not include sex as a hobo whore generally passes out before the act can take place.
"DUDE, don't buy that hobo whore more drinks, she's just going to pass out and accuse you of rape!"
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Dude why do you smell like hobo cologne? Money really tight this month?
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An individual that struggles for basic necessary needs such as food, sleep or money to keep up their grades or for lack of money because of the cost of education. More specifically college kids who struggle to feed themselves and resort to ramen and waffles.
Nick: Did you talk to Sally recently? She's barely had any sleep or food these past three days! Apparently her rent is expensive and she can barely afford food.
Jessica: I feel bad. She's become such an education hoboe.
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