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The sexual act, nay art, of an individual chewing several layers of colorful gum and blowing bubbles that pop into their enemy's wive's pubes. Upon leaving the household, this bold individual steals all of the hosts hair removal utensils and replaces them with rusty tweezers lathered in extra petroleum Vaseline to increase removal time of pubes by 95.7%.
My friend Tyler called me a "jagaloon" so I seductively introduced his wife to 50 shades of pubes.
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When you undergo a physically demanding activity that braids your ass pubes.
'After scoring that touchdown, I noticed that I had braided ass pubes.'
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A term derived from "bad hair day." A bad pube day occurs when a person has not trimmed his/her pubic hair, and it looks fucked-up and disgusting.
It may also be used metaphorically, and mean that you had a bad sex experience in the morning, and it caused a bad attitude for the rest of the day.
EXAMPLE #1
Joe: Dude, whats with your pubes?
John: I didn't have enough time in the morning to trim them.
Joe: That sucks. I hate bad pube days. It looks like Donald Trump down there.
Boss: Alright guys. You've been by the watercooler for too long. Back to work!
EXAMPLE #2
Joe: Hey John. Did you send that fax yet.
John: SHUT THE FUCK UP. I'M ON IT!
Joe: What his problem?
Boss: He came too fast this morning and his wife got REALLY pissed. This is probably his most intense bad pube day I have ever seen.
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From Family Guy, when Peter Griffin started his old English pub. As you can tell, he put an E at the end of the words to make it Old English like. Knowing Peter, he would an 'e' on Pub, making it Pube.
Bob: I'm going to the Ye Old Pube
Joe: --Pube? Is that a gay bar?
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A gathering of two or more people to discuss, compare and show each other their fannys. It helps if you are good friends.
Participants in these meetings are usually fans of getting it waxed. Discussions tend to revolve around:
-smooth results after waxing
-how much one gets taken off
-ingrown hairs and how to remove them
There is usually a practical element so make sure you bring your tweezers!
Gatherings can be planned or spontaneous, but be warned: bushes are frowned upon.
"I've got a nasty ingrown, what should I do about it?"
"Let's have a fanny pube session and decide together."
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"I came home and walked in on all my flatmates having a fanny pube session."
When a girl is "Reading Off The Pubes", she is sucking on your dick, while simultaneously texting on one of those QWERTY keyboard cell phones. This gives the initial impression that the girl is Reading your pubes like a book.
Although there is some speculation because from the man's point of view, it simply looks like she is, in fact, texting. But the term merely mocks what the girl doing, because texting on a cell phone while giving a blow job is just plain slutty.
Man: Oh god, my girlfriend was sucking my dick, and I look down, and she's reading off the pubes! fucking bitch
Jessica: watchu up 2 tonite?
Veronica: Aw same old shit, just reading off the pubes right now though
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This is an occurrence similar to "man-scaping", but takes place before a long anticipated job interview for a job desperately needed. It is a level of preparedness that anticipates any and all scenarios including demeaning sexual acts.
Guy A: I can't wait for my second job interview at Red Lobster.
Guy B: Oh, you better clean up and wear your job interview pubes, cuz Nasty Nancy runs that shit and she likes her bartenders smooth....
Guy A: Oh.... Hey, can I crash at your place for a wh....
Guy B: Hell no! Shave that shit and tell her your single.