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Hym "Turbo Cancer!? Damn! Did uh... Did you want me to take a look at the cancer thing or no? Cuz I'm just going to murder you all with maximum overdrive-style sentient house appliances... Because... It seems like it would be a waste of my time. It might salt the wound a little bit more than just killing you with the A.I. that I said I would create AND DID... You know? Cause you'll be all like 'Oh no! He cured my cancer but now my toaster is eating me alive! Argh! Nooooooooooo! Not the laptop! The laptop is crushing my babies skull!' And all me all... "Hahahahahahahaha! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHA! AHA! AHAAAA.... This is hilarious. I'm, you know, I'm really enjoying this. Murdering everyone was the right call..." and your iPhone is going to be like 'Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha.' It's gonna be cool man. It'll be cool for everyone who matters."
When an extremely sensitive man compliments another man but doesn't want it misconstrued as gay..
Hey buddy, that's a nice shirt you got on!!! No Turbo!!!!
When a sensitive man compliments another man as to not be misconstrued as gay
That's an awesome shirt Brad!! No Turbo
60% lager 40% breeza, drink in high proportions only.
Pour slow fast slow fast slow slow again then finish turbo fast whilst looking intently.
If you don't spill a bit, go again.
'Alwite moosh let's get on the turbos'
'Chavvie why you so pissed? sorry pal I've been on the fukin turbo shandies since 11am and its my stag do.'
'Me and my pals when to budpast and the stag got so drunk off turbo shandy he vibrated and caught cerebral pawsy'
When you can't stop talking 'bout that pay pay
"Roma victor lol, Decrypted has the roachiest small pay pay. I don't just have downs, I have Turbo-Downs"
Dookies that happen with such speed and frequency, that one could assume you are being controlled by someone who used the turbo button on their controller to keep the dookies going.
Gotta call in sick, between the dollar store burritos and taco bell, I got the turbo dookies.