Your Mother

The more formal way of saying “Yo Mama”.

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps she looks like a flesh colored probe.

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Your Mother

A fat slut that no one cares about and can also be used as a comeback

Johnny: you're so gay
Jacob: like your mother

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your rectum

A homophone for "you're welcome"

Muhammad: Hey Yomiko, could you please pass me that box of aborted fetuses?
Yomiko: Sure, no problem Muhammad!
Muhammad: Spank you!
Yomiko: Your rectum.

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your city

Haha I see what you did there... funny.

Not.

Look up anything, like your city

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your mom

the best comeback ever.

"dude get the fuck off my playstation i wanna play with it now!"
"your mom wants to play with it!"

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your wet

Your wet means don't be a bitch/pussy

Bill: i can't come out tonight g
Barry: your wet geez

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Your Mom

The last desperate resort to save what's left of your saggy public image, in an obviously lost verbal or written argument.

"Your a fat pig who likes to masterbate in his own sweat, i even caught you masterbating, you cant deny it anymore."
-"Yeah your mom."

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