blue noodle

The act of dipping your dick in blue paint and smacking your girlfriend across the face leaving a dick shaped stamp.

Guy 1: Hey man what did you and Cindy get up to at the party last night.
Guy 2: We got fucked up and I gave her a blue noodle in the garage.

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Noodle Burgler

Another name for a woman's Vagina.

Dude...I got my dick stuck up inside that noodle burgler

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Noodle Choker

A noodle choker is a person who routinely sucks on cock.

Ben is a well known noodle choker on campus.

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Noodle Bucket

The asshole of a fat chick

Hey dudes, I just plugged that chubby chick in the noodle bucket!

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Sticky Noodle

A sticky noodle is a penis with lots of semen all over it. A sticky noodle is usually a penis with pubic hair.

Is that glue or semen? If it's semen, then that is one Sticky Noodle.

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Danger Noodle

1. A Venomous Snake
2. Someone with a monster dong

Beware of that Danger Noodle.
I was with this boi last night and dang, all I can say is Danger Noodle. It threatened my life.

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Death Noodles

An expression originating in Belfast, Northern Ireland, to describe noodles cooked in mexican spices. Most usually eaten when people are drunk and don't know any better.

(a person to his friends at 3am on a saturday night): "here anyone fancy some death noodles?"

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