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Mount Olive is a suburb in Morris county New Jersey including two towns; Budd Lake and Flanders; where all the kids feel the need to act all gangster and smoke weed like crazy. There's not even a true MOUNTAIN in Mount Olive, just some midget ass hill that they decided to name the district after. Every kid in MO knows where to get some pot if they really need it. The high school sucks; the inside looks like some psych ward and anyone that goes there knows that "The choice.. is yours." Don't get me started on the football team. Mount Olive has the most pride out there, yet the football team sucks balls and never wins. Ever. I usually end up cheering for the other team at the football games and pretend like I don't live in MO, because I am quite ashamed of it. Everyone shows up to the games despite the fact though; most kids smoke or the girls give blow jobs out in the woods there. The cops are all assholes that don't have anything better to do except harass the teenagers. Oh, if you're not in Dunkin Donuts, you arent cool, and if you don't walk everywhere, you're not cool either. 8th graders have been suspended for sending out nude pics of their flat chested selves, and they're more likely to get pregnant than anyone else in MO. Basically, if you're planning on moving to Mount Olive, I highly suggest you DON'T.
"Mount Olive? That sounds like a nice place..."
"You must be high fool..."
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n. extremely gay type of jumpshot. usually accompanied by a three-to seven step travel.
1.Oh snap! Did you see that oliver shuffle?
2.First the oliver shuffle followed by the ballerina style rebound! Incredible!
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Hottest girl in the school that doesn't realize that u really like her. Goes out with your best friend. Has the FATTTTTEST ASS on campus. A great best friend. Super Loyal and an overall BAD ASS BITCH
Wow that malia oliver is soo hot, she has the best eyes, ass and of course personality!
Idiot idiot dumb dumb and a koala
Oliver Strong is a rare species
The greatest feline that ever walked the planet. A Tomas cat that all the lady cats want. The most lovable Gato en todo el mundo!
Joey is so lucky. He has Oliver Olivares as his pet. That lucky fucker!
Oliver Jardine is a very short blonde haired boy from the imaginary Country of Australia; he is very short and will likely gobble up your ankles if approached. AVOID AT ALL COSTS HE IS FATALLY SHORT!!!
I saw Oliver Jardine at the shops today; he was so short and attempted to gobble up my ankles; I was so 😱 😨.
To completely disappear without prior warning and reappear as if nothing happened. If questioned, play the fool and deny any such action.
Friend 1 : Where did Frank go?
Friend 2 : no idea, he must've pulled an Oliver Baxendale.
Frank : Hey guys!
Friend 1 : Where were you? You just vanished.
Frank : No I didn't.