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When you're droppin bombs on a toilet with too much water in the bowl, and it splashes back at you, returning the fire
After 2 Qdoba burritos, i hit the restroom to drop a few bombs, but was met with Return Fire from the feisty bowl.
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Rubbing your finger on the inside of a hot pepper (such as a habanero)or hot sauce and then inserting the offending member into someone else's vagina or anus.
Casey was pissed at his girl so he rubbed some pepper sauce on his finger and gave her a fire finger.
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If someone is on a roll. They are constantly doing something good like getting a correct answer, or maybe getting asked out by multiple people.
Facebook: You got a new follower.
Friend: That's six today! You're on fire!
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Is an irritation of the ass hole, which may consist of burning and/or cracking of the epithelium itself; may cause bleeding of the hole, and watering of the eyes, and also hemorrhaging in and around the hole itself. This can be caused by acidic fluid making its way through the bowels and exiting in a manner of urgency, or in a squirting/spraying manner. Other contributing factors may include prolonged childbirth, or rough/unlubed anal sex. Symptoms include walking funny, and the inability to wipe after use of the washroom. Therapies for a ring of fire include ointments containing anti-inflammatories, ice, and donut shaped pillows.
"I'll never eat Taco Bell again. I won't be able to sit for a week with this ring of fire!"
"If I knew he was into that, I wouldn't have went out with him. Damn this ring of fire hurts!"
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Sorry Donald. People have been using this phrase way before you even dreamed of having a show. It was fist used to fire someone from a job. This usage has dropped of though because saying "You're Fired" might spark emotion. Instead now HR people use the words terminated or released to let someone know they were "Let Go".
My friends have been using it forever when someone screws up and they are pissed.
Example 1)
Donald: You're Fired
Me: I'm sooo over this show
Example 2)
Me: Oops I forgot to grab the camera honey.
Honey: You're Fired. I'm going to find me a new boyfriend.
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The toliet you use to rid your body of that spicey mexican food you had for dinner.
"I went over to meet her parents and that Taco Bell came knocking on my back door so I turned her parent's toliet into the Goblet of Fire."
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