dead cat bounce

hehe dead cat go boing boing

dead cat bounce hehe

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MC Bounce Chek

A clownlike tweaker you'd see on a kid's show. His myspace page online only consists of ghetto terminology, which he uses to cover up being a child molester. Constantly puts off larger tasks, like mass child molesting, to the next day because he always has a number of small tasks everyday. Uses the name "Bounce Chek" because he's poor and spends all his money on crystal meth.

MC Bounce Chek: "Hi kids! Today's word is speed. Does everybody know what speed is?"

Kids: "Yes!"

MC Bounce Chek: "What does it mean? Let's ask this young kid. He's a cutie."

Little Boy: "It's when my mommy and daddy are driving really fast down the road."

MC Bounce Chek: "Incorrect! It's a drug."

Little Boy: "Drugs are bad!"

MC Bounce Chek: "Speed is a good drug. You know the kind of drugs that make you better? You can even bounce around the room when you take speed. Say, little boy would you like to come bounce around in my room?"

Little Boy: "Okay. Bouncing is fun!"

MC Bounce Chek: (speaks with excitement) "Okay, well finish tomorrow! I have other tasks to do right now. But we'll bounce around for 3 days once I get to it."

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The Bounce, Boogie, and Bump

The Bounce, Boogie, and Bump - completely taking over a situation while simultaneously turning it into a shit show.

The Bounce, Boogie, and Bump - Robbing or conning somebody out of their shit.

“He’s saying that if them terries is gonna try something in here today, like the Bounce, Boogie, and Bump - that we got this shit on lock!”

Prepared for Terries

-Key and Peele

Darren got The Bounce, Boogie, and Bump from a hottie who makes a living off guys like him.

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bouncing baby boys

A pair of them big and juicy titties. Usually used when guys are eyeing chicks at public places e.g. parks, malls, schools etc.

Connor: Holy shit! Did you see Jessica today? Her bouncing baby boys are damn sure giving me the tent.

Dean: Bro, we at the church. Keep calm coz yo dick is hard as fuck.

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Brazilian Fuck Bounce

The act of sitting on the floor with one's legs fully extended and hands clasped together. The individual then moves his hands (still clasped) up and down vigorously and generates enough momentum to begin vibrating across the floor. This activity is strenuous and I've only seen it done once before successfully.

This can be done to impress your freinds, or strap your Bae along for the ride on your dick.

Dude 1: "Hey that dancer is sitting on the stage, what's he doing?"
Dude 2: "Gasp! He's gonna do the Brazilian Fuck Bounce!"
Audience: "Holy smegma on a cracker look at him go!"

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Bounce Me Off

The act of a girl bouncing up and down on a guys penis until ejaculation.

I want Kim Kardashian to bounce me off so bad.

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Bouncing Bean Bag for Yesh

A Bouncing Bean Bag for Yesh that sometimes yells "OUCHHHHHHH!!"

"Excuse me Ma'am, I'm having some trouble finding a Bouncing Bean Bag for Yesh