Deuce

A fat kid who plays a sport and has no talent but gives his best effort at all times

Did you see that deuce playing basketball ?

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Double Deuce

Twenty two ounce bottle of beer or malt liquor, See: dub deuce

I need to pound a double deuce.

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Chucka Deuce

instead of sayin the word peace you throw 2 fingers in the air and your throwing the deuce to someone. a way to say bye chucka deuce

girl: bye boy
boy. Chucka deuce

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reverse deuce

The act of taking a poop, while sitting backwards on the toilet.

Ben enjoys hugging the toilet tank while pooping. I.E. Ben enjoys to reverse deuce.

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the classy deuce

when you take a shit on the toilet with your legs crossed while smoking a cigarette and a drinking a glass of wine... now that's the classy deuce.

when you take a shit on the toilet with your legs crossed while smoking a cigarette and a drinking a glass of wine... now that's the classy deuce.

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spruce the deuce

to shave your ball sack

Later dude, I have a hot date tonight, gotta spruce the deuce

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deuce tres

The act of having three bowel movements in one day.

“Did you enjoy that mexican food last night?”
“Yeah, but I’ve just completed the deuce tres”.

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