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The fucking alpaca farm where i can alpaca this dick in yo ass
Gonna take a bitch to the alpaca farm.
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A place that it ridden with a despicable presence, something so banal and intolerable that it makes you want to stick your head up your own ass.
With a look of disdain, Terry exclaimed, "This place is a goddamn anus farm."
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A cheap brand of wine that homophobes/racists/college kids like to define on urban dictionary.
I happened to see a couple definitions of boones farm on urban dictionary and all of them seemed to have been written by either a racist, a homophobe, or a college kid. I couldn't decide who was worse.
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The equivalent of cock-blocking, except for Farmville.
When someone walks in on you while playing Farmville. Generally ruins your farm-libido causing you to stop farmvilling for the night.
Interrupting one's farm voyeurism.
Dude, I'm so fucking pissed, I got farm blocked last night. I was getting it on with my farm when my friend Nate walked in on me. Fucking farm blocker.
I feel really bad about my job sometimes. When I go to drop off my van binder at the booth, the old women quickly reduce their farmville screens when the see me. I feel like such a farm block.
Damn, I was all ready for the best night of my life, but then Tony walked in and farm blocked me. I was busy seeding my mango tree when he crept in last night and ruined the mood.
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-the process of collecting, gathering, and accumulating by any means enough miniscule pieces of weed to smoke.
-usually only occurs at the very end of a bag, when there is almost nothing left but you really want to toke up one more time.
-can be measured in total bowls, joints or blunts filled from your harvest, but bowls is most commonly used measurement
-while most farmers tend to simply use their fingers, advances in the field have included sheets of paper, rulers, and in one non-confirmed case, a statically-charge balloon electrically harvested the weed planktons.
"Yo, I got home from the bar last night pretty trashed, and I thought I was dry until I plankton farmed under my desk so I could smoke a bowl and fall asleep."
"I spilled the pipe last night but John did some speedy plankton farming and we didn't lose a crystal!"
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A "slut farm" is an alcohol-serving establishment frequented often by easy women and girls with low standards.
Guy 1: Dude, what are you up to tonight?
Guy 2: I'm headin' out to Crazy Horse.
Guy 1: Don't go there dude, it's a total slut farm.
Guy 2: Yeah, you're right, my boy Mike took one for the team last time.
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A metaphorical place you take a chick to pipe.
Friend: I went out with Eileen last night.
Me: Did you take her to the Pipe Farm?
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