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a jock who excels at his chosen sport. He is the one who:
A: Scores the most touchdowns during the high school football season.
B: Is the most valuable player on the senior football team, therefore winning the MVP award at the Athletic Awards Banquet.
C: Is the athletic scholarship winner and goes on to excel in college sports.
D: Eventually wins the Heisman Trophy at the end of his college career, and is therefore one of the most sought after NFL prospects.
E: In the NFL, the Super Jock wins many MVP awards, eventually becoming the Star Player on the team that wins the Superbowl.
F: The Super Jock is eventually inducted into the Football Hall of Fame and is remembered as one of the "Great Football Stars."
The Super Jock only got that far by being modest and always putting the team, not themselves, first. They remember the rule "There's no I in TEAM."
"Looks like we're well on our way to winning that Provincial Championship!" Coach Everson predicted.
"All thanks to Andrew the Super Jock!" Connor shouted.
"Thanks to all our combined efforts!" Andrew corrected him, determined not to be the center of attention. "The whole team worked together to win all the games so far! I did not win those games all by myself!"
"That's the sign of a true leader," Coach Everson realized. "You understand that you are part of a great team, but not the only reason the team is great. I'm glad you understand that Andrew! It shows how smart you are!"
"That's just my modesty asserting itself," Andrew tried to explain. He was frustrated that he always managed to be the center of attention. "My modesty keeps me from acting like a typical arrogant jock!"
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An often arrogant male, that is, by the natural order, superior to most men through his Alpha attitude and manly behaviour. Can often be seen doing masculine things and getting praise. Most intellectuals disapprove of their off-kilter relationship with knowledge, but a good Football jock knows better; and will more often than not end up being your boss even though he made you do his science homework every day.
See Alpha
"Oh my god, look at those football jock over there, suuch a hunk of man!" said the cheerleader and the male cheerleader
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A radio or television personality who lowers his content to the lowest common denominator ( gutter level ) for the sole purpose of insulting, exciting, or inflaming people for attention or ratings.
Howerd Stern is a no-talent shock jock who shouldn't be on air and taken seriously.
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Male athletic aficionado who masturbates.
The act of masturbation by a male athletic aficionado.
Any male who masturbates while observing other males in the locker room.
Paul sure is a jock off. Yeah, I know. He jocked off again in the locker room this afternoon.
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An annoying girl who is like that annoying itch in your crotch.
"Dude, Shes such a Jock Itch."
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These are the cool kids at school. They are amazing and talented and awesome and everyone wants to be them. They do all of the musicals and often get big parts. They love the show Glee and tend to break into song a lot. They know all the words to every musical ever and will beat you in a fight and/or a diva off. Basically they are talented af and everyone wants to be them.
Woah, that girl Haley sure is cool! She's such a theater jock, I bet she knows the words to every Hairspray song.
You know, it would be annoying when Tess breaks into song if she weren't such a talented theater jock.
Man, I bet that Theatre Jock Ella knows all the lyrics to the Heathers musical.
Wow, I can't believe Tessa has been stage manager for so long... incredible! She is pure theater jock!!
That Siena, she's really good at being prop master, she's such a theater jock!!!
You know, those technology jocks think their so cool, but the really cool ones are those theater jocks.
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pushing around in the pit like a bunch of football players
get out of the pit you freakin gay mall core jock moshers! learn how to dance!
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