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When a guy has no experience with girls..sexually
My boyfriend is a puppy dog ...
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The act of ejaculating large amounts of sperm in to a pillow case and mixing it with either red or blue food colouring. You must suck up as much of the Slush Puppy as possible through a straw before it leaks out of the pillow case and stains your bedsheets.
"Ah man my bedsheets are red again, Jack must have failed on his Slush Puppy".
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Think of baby daddy but scratch the baby and insert puppy!
John is now Audrey's puppy daddy
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Pants that exist mostly or completely out of puppies. This kind of pantaloons is very hard to wear while working, but sitting in puppy pants can bring great happiness and inner peace.
Note: fur garments do not count, they have to be a bunch of live puppies
Note: 'puppy pants' are not to be confused with 'poopy pants', but the first might cause the second.
See also:
puppy hat
cat hat
cat feet ear warmers
cats in racks
1. I saw this lady on Cuteoverload today who was wearing puppy pants out on the street, she must be the happiest person in the world!
2. Screw your furcoat, I'm wearing puppy pants to the premiere!
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The act of having sexual intercourse before entering high school.
Jermaine: When did you lose your virginity?
Colin: I was puppy fucking my girlfriend in 8th Grade.
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The far more graphic and less socially acceptable version of "screw the pooch"
Way to fuck the puppy on that project, Frank. Because of your shoddy work, we lost the contract!
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The delicious culinary delicacy created when a puppy kennel has its area (defined by a quadratic equation) set to less than zero. Usually beloved pets are put into this cheese, making it a very high delicacy.
Guy: "So we broke into his backyard and stole his puppy"
Girl: "What did you do with it?"
Guy: "Made puppy cheese of course!"
Girl: "Thats horrible!"
Guy: "No, its delicious!!"
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