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Turtle Tits

Muscular man boobs. Shaped like the subtle roundess of that of a turtle.

Hey that dude is super lean and muscular, but now he has turtle tits!

by caustic88 March 2, 2011

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tit tape

a type of sticky tape, with both sides being sticky. colloquially known as tit (breast) tape as its purpose is to keep the breasts from being over exposed when no bra is worn. one side of the tape is placed over the breasts and the other side used to stick to the item of clothing, holding it in place.

'did you see Mariah's tits peeking out her dress- she should have got some tit tape'

by UKBOI April 19, 2008

18๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


tit whore

when a chick walks around flaunting her tits for everyone to see. She wears tight shirts or any type of shirt that shows mass amounts of cleavage to get attention. Even though she may look like a full blown whore, don't be deceived; only her tits get around but nothing more. She wants to be the center of attention and that's it. A tit whore results in blue balls.

Guy #1 "Man, Sarah's rack was all up in my face last night"
Guy #2 "Did you bang her?"
Guy #3 "No, she was a total tit whore"

by MonkeySmack January 26, 2011

25๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


what the tits

What the fuck/hell/shit

What the tits is going on in here?!

by teetsy mcspank January 17, 2004

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rude tits

Breast so nice they are in some way offensive.

I had this english teacher in highschool who was a real bitch, but she made up for it with her rude tits.

by RyanMcF April 19, 2007

60๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Totes Tits

(Adjective). A combination of two modern slang terms, "Totes" and "Tits," to mean absolutely, completely, amazingly mind blowing.

To put emphasis on the object's or experience's awesomeness.

Today is TOTES TITS!!!

Person 1: What do you think of this beer?
Person 2: It's TOTES TITS, Man!

by Btchen_B January 11, 2011


Tits Relief

When you are in a frustrating or boring circumstance, but there is a lady there with a nice bosom, so the situation is a little bit better. Kind of like when there is Comic Relief to lighten up the mood, its Tits Relief

"Man I hate being in this waiting room"

"Ya but at least we got some tits relief from that braud with the V-neck"

by touchdown49ers November 29, 2011