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can be abbreviated as “srt” in text messages, a sharp right turn is when one completely changes subjects out of the blue and the new subject has absolutely nothing to do with what was previously discussed. it is used as a method not to seem rude when completely changing subjects as one is simply sharing something that popped into their head.
say you are talking about animals and suddenly some really depressing thought comes into your head that you feel the need to share. you could say “sharp right turn but....” and then share that thought.
Something very advanced, technologically or otherwise, but completely useless.
A concept or idea that, while 105% awesome, has no real world applications whatsoever.
James Bond: "Hey Q, I've got all these gadgets left I didn't fucking use! This watch, you push a button, turns into a hamster. What was the point of that? And the jam trousers, was that your idea? Fucking useless!"
John: "I've just put up a website that takes your picture and shows you what you'd look like covered in bird poop!"
Jane: "Awesome! And about as useful as a watch that turns into a hamster"
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Doing something insane for a guy you have a crush on, specifically a Mr. Struggle (someone who is often late, watches pornography, or spends too much money). It is something only done by ungodly, guy-obsessed women/teens.
Girl 1: Remember when we saw your crush in that restaurant during high school? You were crazy for him!
Girl 2: Oh my gosh yes! We were pulling literal u-turns!
Girl 1: Haha yes back in the old days.
Girl 2: Hahahaha back in the old days hahahahahahha.
Meaning; last time you partied.
Could be last night or about a week ago; even a year ago.
The approximated length in time when a person has had oneself a extremely fun time.
Last time you were turnt up.
Could be wherever you were at; having a good time.
Person: My Last turn up was in Las Vegas.
BY: MillYenteiDY
to ignore something and pretend you do not see it
I told him the truth but he just wanted to turn a blind eye!
A special type of insane state one reaches that it can be only compared to the three ringed circus state of Florida. A state where meth heads, dopers, rednecks and weirdos are involved in all kinds of nonsense that become internet comedic gold. This special deranged state usually includes a mixture of elements including drugs, drinking, destruction, arrest, nudity, and some sort of sexual deviance with an inanimate object or wild animal.
Dude- "What in the shit happened to JD!?!? He drank 6 shots of Tequilia, smoked some PCP, then crashed his Ford F-250 into a Denny's and was arrested naked attempting to sodomize an inflatable alligator!"
Chick-"Sweet Jesus, he turned all Florida on us. There's no turning back once you break that seal."
Florida insanity alligator drugs booze rednecks weirdos beastiality
Alcohol, cough syrup, or any other drinkable item used to feel some type of way
It's almost New Year's so we need to get a buncha turn up juice and throw a party.