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Someone who dines endless hours on weekdays with her friends and sits in her apartment at night in a wife beater, lacy underwear and manolo blaniks writing a column that doesn't give readers any information just gives them a new question to contemplate. So basically in the real world there is no Sarah Jessica Parker!
Sarah Jessica Parker should be removed from the urban dictionary because these words don't have a definition!
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an American who likes chicken and baseball, he will obsess with chicken. He tries to do the accent of his homeland but fails miserably, he will always be an Aussie bogan. Quotes will be: you legend, what a gun, son of a gun.
Person: "That guy is always acting American, why is that?"
Person 2: "Because he is a Parker Robinson (robo)!"
When somebody participates in the act of attempting to duplicate a once funny joke, or create their own funny joke, and completely fail. This saying can be used when a complete idiot (i.e. parker) tries to fit in with the group in order to obtain some form of popularity or acceptance because his hairy arms permit him otherwise.
Do not be fooled by 'Parkers'. Make sure to identify a parker ASAP if he is trying to be funny.
Parker: What you get when you cross an owl, and a bunjee cord?
Stover: What?
Parker: My ass! Hahahaah
Scott: Wow, parker over here...
Parker: what do you mean?
Scott: I mean you are a parker, not funny, ugly, annoying and gay.
Parker: How dare you say that about me!
Scott: Well its true... fag...
Parker: Well.. its just..
Scott: It's just... a durr durr, just what you fag?!
Parker: Well you never take me out anymore. I WANT TO FEEL LIKE A WOMAN AGAIN.
Scott: This relationship is over, fag... Don't talk to me, or try to do claymation with me.
Parker: (runs away crying)
Nick: Wow, parker over there..
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A condition characterized by waving back to a person greeting someone behind you.
I suffer from a bad case of Peter Parker Syndrome. Now every time someone waves at me, I look over my shoulder instead of waving back!
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A creature for Brooklyn, New York who is so Jewish, and so disgusting, that it landed multiple acting roles playing a legs spread obnoxious whore on Sex in the City. A show who’s chief audience is obnoxious disgusting Jewish cubbourd dwelling trolls.
Sarah Jessica Parker sheesh... it makes me shead a tear when I realize that a Jew mutt like that can earn a living showing her face. Harvey Weinstein and the Jews have a chokehold on Hollywood.
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The act of using the ugly girl to manipulate your way into relationships with her hot friends.
Guy 1: Man, why are you even dating that ugly skeezer?
Guy 2: Dude, i'm using her to get to her hott friends.
Guy 1: Really?
Guy 2: Yes. Peter Parker baby!
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