Random
Source Code
Random
term used in an invader zim episode to represent pure randomness.
do i get a pirate monkey?
20👍 6👎
When a man reaches his climax into a partners eye, thus forcing the recipient to shut their eye to avoid the harsh burning sensation.
Oh my gosh, Norm gave me the biggest slimey pirate last night, I thought for sure I would need to wear an eye patch today!
10👍 2👎
Someone that enjoys a angry pirate
Lauren is a happy pirate, she can't get enough of the angry pirate
10👍 2👎
A Pirate take on the Surprise Sex sexual move where "ya slide outta the mists like a ship at night, ya come along side her as she slumbers, then ya lay into her with cannons blazing guns firing and before she has time to react, ya disappear back into the night from whence ya came".
"Arrr. When i got home me wench was asleep on the couch, so i invisible pirated her and was out of harms way before she could bring about her long guns."
10👍 2👎
You're doing a girl doggy style, then you pull out and spit on her back, making her think you came. Then you shoot in her eye and she covers it with one hand like a patch, and gets up to tell at you. You kick her in the shin and make her hop around on one leg like a pirate while she says "ARRRRR"
I gave some girl the rowdy pirate and she still called me back the next day! Zander!
10👍 2👎
A sunken chest. A women with undeveloped breasts.
Leticia is a pirate's dream!
44👍 17👎
When getting oral sex from a girl or a guy, right before ejaculation, pull out and ejaculate in her/his eye. When she or he stands up while still being blinded in one eye, kick her/him in the opposite shin.
Girl: "Hey Janet! What's with the black eye? And why on earth are you limping?"
Janet: "Steve did the wobbly pirate on me last night."
Girl: "Oh, that Steve."
31👍 11👎