Piss kink

The desire to want one's urine in your mouth or on your body. People with a piss kink may want to have you urinate in a bottle and serve it to them as a beverage.

Person A: It’s my piss kink-
I’m sorry
I always bring it up
Forgive me
Person B: It’s ok, I still love you 😌

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piss in the sink

What every man should do if their toilet is clogged after they have taken a massive dump. Basically using your sink as a urinal.

James: Dude your toilet is clogged, and I gotta take piss!

Kyle: Haha sorry bro I just took a huge dump, just piss in the sink

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Hitler Piss

Urinating while so drunk that it requires a stabilizing hand raised in the manner of a Nazi salute.

I was so loaded last night I was barely able to keep my Hitler piss in the bowl.

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piss easy

Describes something as easy to do as taking a piss.

That test was piss easy!

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moose piss

The nasty, frothy, unfulfilling junk left at the bottom of a bottle of beer.

Joe: "Do you want the rest of my beer?"
Sydney: "Thanks, man"
Joe: "No problem"
Sydney: "What the hell? It's all moose piss"

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piss trough

An Australian slang term for the type of men's urinal found in public toilets and most bars/pubs. Consists of metal backing and trough, and usually the dwelling place of trough lollies.

"No, retard. You can't pick up that trough lolly in the piss trough, it's not for eating".

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piss dance

A compilation of various emotions converted into physical action because of in dire need to piss.

dude 1: "Who is shaking the car?"
dude 2: "I think it's Dave, he's probably doing the piss dance."

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