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if you allow the posting of this you will have the best of luck forever
hey bro, if I post this I'll have good luck forever - please let me post this
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When someone asks you the question you always wanted to hear.
To have sexual intercourse with someone via the anus.
This is also called an anal.
"Can you fuck my ass please?" admitted Christina.
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Something that Youtubers say when they Include someone in their videos who is either being stupid, toxic or both, they for some reason say that to prevent cancelation on Twitter and not for the person's sake, which is kinda stupid and useless to say, and sort of annyoing.
Youtuber: *Completely destroys the toxic person
Youtuber: Dont send hate to that person please.
Me: I will pretend i didn't see that,
used when you is in need of help in a funny situation.
o im finna die,help me help me please?!
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When you eat a full bag of Doritos and finger a girl’s butthole.
“Dude, I just tried the Two Cheese “Thank You Please”!
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The announcement always said on the NYC Subway trains when the doors are about to close, and the train is about to leave.
Originally recorded by Charlie Pellett and is on all new technology trains
(older trains have live crappy announcements from the conductors)
Announcer: Stand Clear of the Closing Doors Please!
Train: closes doors, and leaves