poke joanie

Provides psuedo sexual implications when used in conjunction with Joanie or any other nice woman.

/me pokes Joanie on a regular basis

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jordan poke

when you poke someone who is drunk, and they don't care/notice.

"yo dude i was totaly jordan poked you last night man"

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Poke man

Thine shalt poke men in the genetailia.

“You should go poke man that guy Jeff.”

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poke bitch

A line and name-call used by Dennis from Beyond Scared Straight.

You know what it tells me? You're a poke bitch!" -Dennis

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Choke and poke

Your partner chokes you so you retaliate by pulling their pants down and stick something that you find on the floor in their butt.

Yeah last weekend I pulled a choke and poke on Jim.

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Poke Action

The act of administering a very thorough penial slanging.

(Used only when speaking of giving or receiving a good fuck)

Hot Passion P.W.P.

That bitch is bad...she can most definitely get some poke action!

Man...you wouldn't believe the poke action I handed out last night!

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poking the tooth

(v) when a person intentionally does something that causes emotional or psychological anguish, such as constantly reading a recent ex's updates on Facebook, or listening to old speeches made by speakers they vehemently disagree with. Phrase is derived from the happenstance of someone having a sore tooth, which they keep purposefully poking at with their tongue, keeping the pain constant, while simultaneously exclaiming "Ow!".

ex 1: I've spent the whole afternoon looking at my ex's photos of her and her new boyfriend at Disneyland. Just poking the tooth, I guess.

ex 2: (person one): "You hate that guy! I've been listening to Rush Limbaugh on the radio for hours today, and it's just been pissing me off!"

(person two): "Why are you poking the tooth like that? Now you'll be in a bad mood all weekend!"

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