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Political Virginity

The Virginity of not being a political shoehorner.

Wow, that YouTube just uploaded a video where he shoehorned political crap everywhere despite it being unneeded, he just lost his Political Virginity.

by NihilegoBuil January 1, 2021


political football

an issue presented by one party or the other that is not a political issue at all, yet is tossed around by politicians to gain sway or distract voters from the REAL issues. Abortion, DACA, and gay rights to name a few.

Republicans throw around their abortion argument like a political football to prevent real discourse on reproductive rights for women. Democrats toss around this political football in their own right, resulting in neither talking about reproductive rights in general, but rather a personal religious belief.

by jpillar26 March 4, 2019


unparty politic

unparty politics is someone who refuses to define themselves as republican or democrat. they agree that both parties are representative of a classist, elitist ruling class.

someone who's an unparty politic believes that bush and kerry are pretty much the same guy in different packaging.

by unparty November 27, 2006


Getting political

1. Being intimate or sexual with someone of the same sex.

2. Sexually fantasizing about someone of the same sex.

(Term created by Ray Morejon)

"Did you know John made out with Oliver last Tuesday?"
"Bro got political."

John was getting political, or being intimate or sexual with someone of the same sex, when he made out with Oliver last Tuesday.

by crispysouup May 30, 2023


Political shatire

The act of accidentally defecating on stage while you are making jokes about politicians.

Marcus the comedian's opening act ended up being an anal opening act, after he slipped into full-on Political Shatire following a night of reheated curries.

by Zonal K August 25, 2019


KY Politics

When a political follower lets themselves get fucked over while believing they are being treated well.

Republican Mitch McConnell has become the richest politician in the country while his state has fallen apart and become the most impoverished state in the country.

His brainwashed supporters believe he is saving them from non existent oppression from liberals, when in reality he is just fucking them over.

That's KY Politics for you.

by Davezilla July 7, 2019


Polite Penis

An average sized, unoffensive looking penis. He's kind, considerate, and doesn't boast about his ego.

"Tyreese isn't like the other guys, he only has a polite penis."

by Wittypoet September 24, 2018