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Poon Storm

1. Instantaneous time period were bust of internet traffic and congestion is caused by people simultaneously searching the internet for pornography.

2. A mass arrival of sexually prime members of the opposite sex.

We had problems surfing the net last night as there was a massive Poon Storm around 10PM EST.

by Fred Denny September 15, 2004

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reindeer pooning

the act of putting Christmas decoration reindeer into various sexual positions.

Look at those reindeer on that guys lawn Adam. we got to go reindeer pooning tonight

by Kperg December 26, 2009

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poon fox

Someone who uses various deviously and sly methods in order to get some poontang.

Dude, check out that guy setting up an elaborate situation just to score some gash. What a poon fox.

by Makuus June 9, 2009

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Poon-sickle

A person who avoids social contact, and opts. to play MMORPG's

Chris is being a poon-sickle.

by Big Thud May 23, 2008

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Poon Goo

The sticky, often viscous flow of ejaculate and vaginal fluid which discharges from the vagina after a man ejaculates into the vagina. Often, Poon goo is not to be confused with a "creampie," as that is generally just the ejaculate seeping from the vagina. Poon goo usually occurs later after intercourse than a "creampie," and is more similar to "flowback."

So, this chick rode my rod and I busted in that shit. She then laid on top of me to cuddle or something. Next thing I know, I woke up covered in poon goo!

by smblkc November 25, 2010

6๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Quest For Poon

The sacred quest every man must embark on to acquire the holy poon, or in other words, a girls pussy. Many fail in this quest but those who succeed discover riches beyond their wildest dreams

John was determined to acquire Jennys pussy, thus so he set out on the Quest For Poon.

by Timmy097 July 24, 2006

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Midnight Poon

Hooking up with a woman late at night or very early morning 10:30pm-1:30am

Person A: "Damn i'm lonely, lets go to a bar and get some midnight poon."

Person B: "ok sure, but you cover the tab, i'll buy the condoms,"

by i like sanwiches June 22, 2010

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