When your homosexual tendencies make you taste and slap your own face with semen
I heard he gives himself the pope slaps his face with his own semen”
An entity that is "owned" by ex Twitch streamer Jshlatt and could cause the end of time if messed with.
Oh shit, the pope is glowing red, we're all fucked.
He is the master of molesters. No drunk uncle can ever rack up rape numbers as much as he can.
"The Pope did anal with me last night, he told me if I suck real good, God would splatter me with his love"
Someone who is a fool and forgetful
Uggh there goes the Pope of Simps again
Im pooping but silly willie
Guess what, im poping in my khakis
Reaching around and Jerking off from behind solo while wearing a pope hat and holding a crucifix.
I like to towing the pope in the shower so it feels like I’m in the pope mobile behind the bullet proof glass.
The best, a minimum oft 2 levels above the bees knees
- scared
-untouchable
Jordan was the Popes-Cock of NBA players at his peak