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covid poser

A Covid poser is someone who on the surface seems to be the most committed person to mask wearing, and social distancing and enforcing all the rules. However this is the same person that was shopping at Walmart, going to a friends house for Thanksgiving and is not wearing a mask unless anyone’s watching.

Me: So Mom, I thought you didn’t leave your house for six months? Why are you at Walmart and out to dinner with your friends, no mask in sight? Sounds like a Covid poser to me?
Mom: “No I just did curbside delivery!”
Me: “Right...”

by Funny Moms December 13, 2020


pissing poser

One who pisses on the side of a building, And flexes his muscles in the window!

The pissing poser was in the park again today!

by Big Mers February 23, 2016


Gender poser

An individual who seeks attention by claiming a genderfluid identity.
(See: bandwagoning)

Andrew claims ze is a trans man, but i suspect ze is just a gender poser.

by Ppg1550 December 31, 2019


Gym poser

People in the gym that think they're in great shape striking poses constantly in the mirror and or for selfie pictures. What's funny is when you try not to laugh when you witness them doing this.

Dammit, that gym poser messed up my set because he made me laugh with that posing.

by cpetkunas March 2, 2019


Pontiac Poser

When you're approaching a vehicle that looks very nice and expensive, but when you get close enough to it, you realize oh, it's just a Pontiac.

"Dude, look at that nice as car!"

*drives past car*

"Psh, that's not a nice car, that guy is a Pontiac Poser!

by Jordan'sGirl11/9 July 18, 2011

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Bike Poser

1)Fake biker,a froud...a biker wannabe

2)A person who owns a bike and visits a bunch of caffe's/clubs, with the purpose of being noticed...

"Man i really thought your brother is one bad-ass biker but now i realised he's just a bike poser trying to hit on chiks"

by El Muerte January 22, 2007

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poser-spotter

one who has an eye for spotting posers.

if you notice someone is a poser, you are a "poser-spotter"

by poser-spotter October 12, 2003

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