like lava but more fiery and more water like
dude that fire puddle messsed me up real bad
The process in which in the act of taking a shit you proceed to “wipe the puddle” by smearing shit across a sheet of toilet paper instead of dropping the log the traditional way.
Dude 1: Bro, I was Wiping the puddle. It was my only choice it was a muddy mess.
Person that would be smoking large amounts of methamphetamine in a pipe. Because meth turns into a liquid when heat is applied.
Goddamn puddle packer!! get some sleep!!
Concentrated dirty waterz
A person that's good at being outta pocket !"Hey Puddle scum"You ran off with my bitch in my car and you got my sack of cigarz....
the puddle of sex juices created while cuddling after sex
i had a hard time leaving the cuddle puddle last night because it was so warm and cozy
Where you cuddle in a post sex puddle of fluids
Jim always hated cuddle puddles, but Sandra would always snuggle up to him right after sex
When you’re too tired too move after intense and vigorous sex. So you decide to say fuck it and lay there with your significant other in each other’s cum, squirt, piss, vomit, or feces, etc.
Ex.
Tiffany: Hey, I was looking for you all night at the party! Where did you go?
Brittany: I have no idea I drank way too much and woke up in a cuddle puddle with the varsity baseball team!