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To hit an opponent in the eye with a closed fist encasing a ritz.
I just hit that cracka with a cracker punch. Cracks is layed out with some ritz dust now.
Similar to a donkey punch only when you're having sex with someone from behind instead of punching them in the back of the head you use both hands and punch them on each side of the head simultaneously in a Donkey Kong fashion. Warning this will sometimes cause them to lose consciousness and lose control of their bowels, however it always results in a very tight clench of their muscles resulting in an amazing orgasm for yourself
Right as I was about to blow my load I gorilla punched her she clenched so hard I thought she'd break my dick off, she was out for a while so I took her TV and laptop, I would feel bad but she thinks my name is Jason so it's all cool.
The act of punching someone in the head to make their face point in the four directions of a compass. Right hook (West), Left hook (East), Upper cut (North), Drop an elbow on the top of that motherfuckers dome (South).
*Adam gets rushed into the E.R*
E.R Nurse: "What happened"
Adams Friend: "Adam wouldn't shut his fucking mouth so Joe compass punched his shit"
E.R Nurse: "Oh, that makes sense"
The opposite of bitch-slap. Performed exclusively by women, the object is to break a nose.
Get away from me or I'll dude-punch your ass!
An alcoholic punch spiked with Xanax by sorority girls, in secret and at random.
Generally for sorority-only events and parties.
Often a means for fellow sisters to seduce one-another.
Lesbian orgies have resulted.
O.M.G who made the sister punch last night?!
I don’t remember anything after Emily brought me to her room LOL!
A Sunshine Punch is the act of forcing fruit, mainly pineapple's, in someones anus by punching the piece of fruit in question.
Shit, I heard Gary got sunshine punched by Steve on the weekend!