basically the same as being single or in the friendzone
I've been in relationship jail for most of my life, idk when I'm gonna get out
Person: Hey do you have a good relationship?
Person 2: No I don't and neverwill
The arm that becomes trapped and useless while spooning or otherwise snuggling with your partner.
"Jim graciously took the role of big spoon so Mary wouldn't have to have relationship arm"
A Ghost Relationship is a relationship or bond that one individual rejects any or all activities with the other.
My girlfriend always rejected my offering of hangout and gives me a excuse on why she can't come see me. "Ghost Relationship"
"When someone wants to be in a relationship with a specific someone but good dingly darn it they need to smash on the way to said person"
“I really like him but I think I’m not ready to settle down so quick so looks like I’ll have to be in a commuted relationship.”
someone who has the ability to build/fix relationships for other people, but can't seem to build/fix their own relationships
usually single
You better thank London. He's the Relationship Guru who put you two together.
Where one party believes the interaction is platonic, while the other covets more.
Although Jane believes that she and John are just really good friends, it's actually a fauxtonic relationship, as John appears to be waiting for her to see him as boyfriend material.