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A name given to the phenomenon whereby someone is not that old but definately looks it. The person who if stood next to an older colleague would still look older than them. An old Richard is the kind of person you'd accuse of having a hard paper round in past times but looks like he's still doing that paper round. Old Richards frequent places like Aylsham , Holt and other Norfolk market towns.
"Oh look there's an old Richard, he's only young but he looks so old , he must have delivered newspapers for the whole country in his time !"
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Paul; Hey Richard you good for golf this week
Steve; who is this Richard Guy?
Luke; You there Richard Cranium, we can call you dickhead if you would rather.
Julian; Who is Richard?
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A NBA basketball player who is pretty talented and good but He is the whitest Black guy I have ever heard speak. Like when I saw him I was like, this guy is gonna sound like a gangsta, and then he was like: "Well hypothetically speaking that is, we are gonna try to do our best and, just play as a team"
I almost fell off my couch, funniest thing ever.
And he's dating a white girl, so she must of had some influence on him, but lol just listen to him the next time he is having an interview... lol
an interview Richard Jefferson had with Norma Wyck
he sounded soooo white, and it took me by surprise
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A clothing line for small rodents, not unlike miniature Tommy gear
Did you see that gerbil's new richard gear? It be da bomb
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A term for junior-enlisteds in the Army, who all wear the rank of 'private'
Drill Sergeant to basic trainees: "I better see every last swinging richard on that bus in 5 mother fuckin minutes!"
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Founder of the Free Software Foundation and one of the most popular figures in open-source. A complete nutjob of a person.
-Richard Stallman has called Bill Gates evil for asking users to stop pirating his software (a version of BASIC)
-Richard Stallman has accused the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation of ruining many third-world countries
-Richard Stallman says that proprietary software is outright evil
-Richard Stallman is obsessed with the phrase "GNU Slash Linux" and will correct anyone who calls it just "Linux" to no end. He's also been known to refuse speaking requests to those that don't use "proper" terminology.
-Richard Stallman, in his new GPLv3, won't let any GPL'ed software be used on hardware that implements DRM, hurting relations with hardware vendors.
"Protesting against proprietary software in April 2006, Richard Stallman held a 'Don't buy from ATI, enemy of your freedom' placard at a speech by an ATI representative in the building where Stallman works, resulting in the police being called"
You can't make this stuff up
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Richard Micheal Gill (noun)
Species type-Chode
Area Found-the inside of moldy boxes
A Richard Gill or "fats mcgee" as it is more commonly known has three distinct characteristics
First off a Richard Gill smells like an asshole stuffed with doritos the cheese kind-extra cheesy-with an overwhelming stench of axe
Come to close to a Richad Gill and you will either pass out (lack of clean air) or your eye brows will burn off
Second a Richard Gill has long golden greasy locks of hair, Fabio can't compete, so boys keep your wives and girlfriends away because at first glance of a "fats mcgees" hair and any female will fall instantly under his spell-they especially enjoy his valuptious moobs
And lastly the third and very rare way to identify a Richard Gill in the wild-but indeed only found in a richard gill is the lack of male genatalia-the very few eplorers to have been unfortunate enough to gaze on this rare sight struggle to A; loctate the genetals of a richard gill and B; identify the gender of a Richard Gill
Alternate common names of a Richard Gill; Gill, Gillian, Allison, FFFFick (Fat Fukin Faggot Female Fupa...basically every negative F word in the urban dictionary....Chick), Constance, Shirley, Rotunda, Sexy, Sexy Tits, Fat, Fat Ass, Faty McFat Fat, Jack McFat, Pimple Bottom, Apple Bottom, Buttons
Alternate common names of a Richard Gill; Gill, Gillian, Allison, FFFFick (Fat Fukin Faggot Female Fupa...basically every negative F word in the urban dictionary....Chick), Constance, Shirley, Rotunda, Sexy, Sexy Tits, Fat, Fat Ass, Faty McFat Fat, Jack McFat, Pimple Bottom, Apple Bottom, Buttons
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