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An oddly addictive game where you get crushed by angry elephants
I can’t seem to stop playing rodeo stampede
A fun game best played on hormonal teenagers or pregnant women. The basic gameplay is to insult someone whilst hormonal and then try either to resolve the situation or make it as humerous as possible. Best played on {emos} {goths} or other depressive denominations/cults.
A Normal Game Of Hormonal Rodeo
Player 1: Oh, hey Debbie, how're you?
Mark: Oh hey Steve, I'm not feeling to well, I'm on my period and Bobby Bryar quit MCR!
Player 1: (Finds his oppurtunity) Did you know you look really quite fat in that dress? Oh yeah, you should totally eat less. And that dress is really ugly. And I saw those cuts on your arm, real pathetic.
Mark: Why would you SAY such a thing?
Player 1: Nothing, I was just commenting on the scenery....
What do you call a 80 year old queer at the mardi gras? A Rodeo driver. Only gay fat men drive this kind of car, it’s a piece of shit and you might aswell buy a Ford falcon and put 33s on it
“Did you see Jeffreys new car it’s one of those shit box woman’s cars that old queers get”
Definition of a Holden rodeo; A piece of shit
It's when the girl and yourself have sex while masked
The best way to get away with sex in public is to have an Arabian Rodeo
When the girl is on top in cowgirl or reverse cowgirl and switches to either cowgirl or reverse cowgirl (depending on the initial positioning) without taking your meat out of her gravy gulch.
Alpha Male: Damn bro, my girl was riding me the other night and without hesitation, she hit me with The Rodeo Rotation and I almost shitted myself.
Beta Male: Must be fucking nice bro!
A sexual act in which you have sexual intercourse with a girl doggy style, then you hug her from behind, and whisper in her ear saying you "Fucked her sister", then hold on as long as you can while keeping your penis inside.
Man, I just gave that chick the Rodeo!
“The Rodeo” is an act done during sex (in doggy style). It is when the man is having sex and right before climax, he inserts his penis into the females anus and attempts to hang on for at least eight seconds.
“Yeah dude I gave her the rodeo last night when I put it in her butt in doggy style and tried to hang on”
“Hey, you must be a cowgirl.. cuz you can ride me like a horse and to finish Ill take you to The Rodeo”