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A game played involving one female and a minimum of two males (more male participants are encouraged for handicapping purposes)and a large turkey baster. Each male is required to ejaculate into a community bowl. Upon the successful containment of the participants' semen, one preselected male uses the turkey baster to suck up a generous portion of the combined semen. The turkey baster operator then inserts the 'business end' of the turkey baster into the female's vagina and pumps out the collected jizz. Nine months later, if a baby is born, a paternity test will reveal the father. If any of the participants are proven to be the father of the child, they lose.
Why does my wife keep so many turkey basters in the house? She doesn't even cook. She keeps telling me the basters are for turkey baster roulette.
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is when a guy is blind folded and brought into a circle that contains 3 gay men and 3 women. once inside the circle, all the participant rotate clockwise until the blind folded guy stays stop. whoever is in front of the the blind folded guy has to give him a blow job. Could be a gay guy could be a a woman!
Sean: Whats up with that new guy at the gym wanting to hang out with you? I heard he maybe gay.
Alex: Thats fine, I don't mind as long as he doesn't anything funny or make me play gay russian roulette with him!
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Two men double penetrate a woman and simultaneously ejaculate. Whoever impregnates the woman loses.
I can't believe we played San Fernando Roulette last night!
I know, we're such bro-mos. I sure hope I was firing blanks.
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You sit with a parent or grandparent, go on Urbandictionary and hit random, whatever comes up is read out loud.
Mike: 'dude i played urbandictionary russian roulette with my mum last night.'
Dan: 'oh yeh? what did you get?'
Mike: 'chode.'
Dan: 'oh man, im so sorry.'
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A game I invented to play with my bored co-workers at the office.
Two people take turns pouring water in a cup from the water cooler.
One can pour as much or little as they want.
The goal is to not make the air bubble inside gulp.
Taking turns until someone makes the air bubble gulp inside and loses.
You messed up like water cooler roulette.
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A variation of Russian Roulette played when a gun is in-accessible in which a knife and your fingers are used. You spread your fingers on a table and stab between the spaces between them, increasing the speed and power of the stab after every pass. You lose when you want to or you lose a finger.
"Let's play Ghetto Russian Roulette! stab stab stab.....10 seconds later....... OW! hey dude can you help me find my finger?
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Russian Roulette, except 5 chambers are filled with bullets, and one chamber is empty.
Ya get it?
The empty chamber is the one you DON’T want.
Person: what if 2020 is a trailer for 2021?
Other person: Who wants to play a game of Reverse Russian Roulette?
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